behold, a full course meal of accomplishments!
First, a hors d’oeuvre of internally published newsletters…
…followed by a main course of media pitches…
“Summer is here, and school is out! While class may not be in session, there are still plenty of great ways to engage (and entertain!) ones kids.
The Kennedy Krieger Institute’s Art Therapists are experts on creative crafts, and could provide advice sure to be of service to your readers if given a platform on your paper.
Please let us know if you’re interested in having a Kennedy Krieger expert share their tips and methods, we’d love to arrange an interview if so!”
“The new menu is attached to this email for you to check out at your leisure.
You can stop by the Hotel Revival rooftop anytime from 5-10pm to give em’ a “shot”.
Here are just a few of the new cocktails making a splash this season:
• Ramble on Rose (Sangria): a fruity and flowery cocktail, bursting with the
taste of summer
• Fancypants (Spritz): a bubbly and light cocktail, with dashes of lime and
rosemary
• Knock Yourself Out: lemon and celery bitters make this rye whiskey
cocktail a perfect pick-me-up”
(A victory owed to my soul-stirring cocktail pitch seen above)
…and a tv spot on FOX 45 to wash it down!
thats not even to mention the 800,000 happy fans of cytonox (My youtube channel) who watched this video
the face behind it all
Alex Spencer
Inspiring and Driven Young Man
THE BEST PART: There is more yet to come!
By the time my career comes to an end my accomplishments will be myriad. My satisfied clients, numbering in the billions, will be able to form a continuous line around the equator. Golden idols, made in my image, will be erected in major metropolitan areas the world over. Alexander of Macedonia will be relegated to history’s annals as I become the new eponymous Alexander the Great. Or maybe not. Only time shall tell! Aim for the moon and you’ll land among the stars, they say…